THE WEB'S #1 SWINGER!
Hi, I'm MERCEDES
I work for a "Real Swinger"!
He's a man known as "Mister Hollywood"
I'm his nurse, maid, and sometimes even his bodyguard!
I replaced "Nurse Ratchet"...she was too damn MEAN!
......it's kind of a LONG story........
...you see, Mister Hollywood used to be a REAL famous and handsome actor....but something terrible happened...I'm not really supposed to talk about it too much, or he may get upset...it didn't always used to be this way...I used to work for his friend,
NORMAN BATES...
